Features
- Cover Type: Paperback with 128 pages
- Published by: Meadowbrook January 24, 2006
- Written in: English
- ISBN 10 Number: 0684040026
- ISBN 13 Number: 978-0684040028
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Book Dimensions:
5.8 x 4.2 x 0.3 inches
- Weighs: 1.6 ounces
Book Description
What You Don't Know About Turning sixty is a hilarious pop quiz to ease the pain of a 60th birthday. This charming humor book provides entertainment for over-the-hill birthday parties and is fun to read when the party's over and reality sets in.
Sample jokes include:
- Q: What's a senior screwdriver? A: Orange Juice and Metamucil.
- Q: What do the following words bring to mind: "free refills?" A: If you said coffee, you're probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you're probably sixty or older.
About The Author
Phil Witte is a humorist, freelance writer and author of "What You Don't Know About Turning 50." He's also a lawyer and lives in San Francisco, CA.
Reader Reviews
An entertaining look at the aging process. The author has a keen eye and sharp wit when it comes to our obsession with staying young. There are lots of memorable quotes and quips to share with friends and family. I found it to to be a nice little conversation piece and welcome addition to our coffee table. Guaranteed to amuse and highly recommended for all!
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